The Earth ain’t flat… it’s effed🌍💀✨

This 15 oz ceramic mug features a cute, chibi Earth floating in space, complete with cracks, bandages, sparkles, and chaotic pastel cosmic chaos. It’s the perfect mix of adorable aesthetics and brutally honest dark humor — made for anyone who copes with the state of the world through caffeine and sarcasm.

Whether you’re doomscrolling before work, side-eyeing humanity, or just trying to enjoy your coffee in peace, this mug gets it. Cute apocalypse energy, activated. ☕🌈

🖤 Details

Size: 15 oz

Color: White ceramic mug

Material: Ceramic

Design: Bandaged chibi Earth in space + “The Earth ain’t flat it’s fucked”

Finish: Glossy

Handle: Comfortable easy-grip handle

Print: Double-sided design

✨ Perfect For

Goths, pastel goths & alternative aesthetics

Dark humor lovers

Space & planet art fans

Existential babes with cute taste

Funny coworker gifts

Anyone emotionally held together with caffeine and vibes

🎁 Gift Ideas

Great as a:

Birthday gift

Goth girlfriend / boyfriend gift

Best friend gift

Office mug

Self-care treat (because the world is on fire 🔥)

🧼 Care Instructions

For the longest-lasting design:

Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)

Microwave safe

Avoid abrasive scrubbers

📦 Shipping + Notes

Each mug is made to order and packaged with care. Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.

Add to cart now if you believe in cute art, dark humor, and telling the truth about the planet — politely, but with sparkles 🌍✨🖤