No Eye Contact Please — Medusa gets it.
This 15 oz black ceramic mug features a marble-style Medusa statue blowing a bubblegum bubble with the phrase “No Eye Contact Please” floating inside the bubble. It’s the perfect mix of mythology, sass, introvert humor, and gothic aesthetic — made for anyone who wants to sip in peace and look intimidating while doing it.

Whether you’re a coffee goblin, a chronically overwhelmed introvert, or just love dark feminine art, this mug is a whole mood.

🖤 Details

Size: 15 oz

Color: Black mug

Material: Ceramic

Design: Medusa marble statue blowing bubblegum + “No Eye Contact Please”

Finish: Glossy

Handle: Comfortable easy-grip handle

✨ Perfect For

Introverts / socially anxious babes

Mythology lovers & Medusa girlies

Goth / alternative / dark academia aesthetics

Funny coworker gifts

Spooky season… and every season

Anyone who avoids eye contact like it’s their job

🎁 Gift Ideas

Great as a:

Birthday gift

Goth girlfriend gift

Best friend gift

Office mug

Self-care treat (because you deserve it)

🧼 Care Instructions

For the longest-lasting design:

Hand wash recommended

Avoid abrasive scrubbers

Microwave-safe (if applicable — only include this if your blanks are microwave safe)

📦 Shipping + Notes

Each mug is made to order and packaged with care. Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.

Add to cart now if you want a mug that politely warns the world: don’t look at me. 🐍🖤